A Stay-at-home Dad’s Restaurant In An Alternate World - Chapter 2047
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Chapter 2047: I Want To Hit Your Chest With My Little Fists
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Eiffie wasn’t defeated. She flicked her hair to the other side, and revealed a charming smile again. With her lips curling up, she said, “I heard that the side dishes that you made are as nice as your liquor.”
“This is a rumor.” Mag shook his head.
“Hmm?*
“The dishes that I made are much better than my liquor,” Mag said confidently.
Eiffie stared at Mag, who had a confident smile on his face, with a frozen expression.
You are the boss of a tavern.
Eiffie smilingly asked, “I wonder if I will have the chance to try the dishes that you make?”
Mag flicked a glance at her, and also smilingly said, “Although you are pretty, don’t harbor too pretty thoughts.”
“..” Eiffie.
She wanted to hit someone.
Twant to hit your chest with my little fists.
Until I break your ribs.
After ending an enjoyable conversation with the sexy and beautiful, Mag returned to his tavern happily.
“This is infuriating… There is actually such a man in this world! Furthermore, why does he even have a wife who is much more beautiful than me?!”
Eiffie stomped her feet angrily. A cold wind blew over. She shivered and ran back to her tavern, hugging herself.
To think that she spent one hour putting on makeup, put on her prettiest dress, and followed him around like a pervert for one hour in the cold wind to create this chance to bump into him.
The little maid came over to put on the cape for Eiffie, and looked at her expectantly. “Miss, were you successful?”
“Thave successfully sold you to Hades.” Eiffie pursed her lips.
“Really?!” the little maid said with surprise.
“No. Would you need to be that happy if it was real?” Eiffie gave her a disdainful look.
‘The little maid pursed her lips and stole a peek at Eiffie. Shaking her head, she said, “Not exactly. I still prefer to stay with Miss.”
“Hoho.”
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‘As soon as Mag went in, Amy came to him, and asked, “Father, I saw that auntie from the opposite tavern stop you just now. Do you know each other?”
Mag was a little taken aback, and quickly explained, “Ah… That is just a friendly greeting between neighbors. Usually, such events don’t need to be written down in the diary.”
[Shock points from Mag +1]
“Ah… Is that so?” Amy nodded thoughtfully.
“Yes, that’s right. I just went to the market, and bought some wild boar meat. We can eat grilled meat for lunch today.” Mag swung the basket in his hand.
“Roast meat! I like it!” Amy’s eyes lit up. Indeed, she forgot about the diary immediately.
“Come, let’s process the meat first.” Mag walked toward the kitchen.
Saipan Tavern was in the phase whereby it was getting popular rapidly. With Abraham and Vanessa as the live advertisements, not only would the tavern avoid a lot of trouble, it would also bring in many customers.
With the excellent sale of the Perfect Food, the number of Mag’s religious fans grew exponentially. It had already broken through 180,000 currently.
‘When he was marketing, he saw a middle-aged woman who was selling vegetables reading his tutorial of the eggplant with garlic sauce in the Perfect Food. As she read, she praised, “This young chap is so handsome!”
See, the people of Rodu are simply so honest.
After processing and marinating the wild boar’s meat, Amy played downstairs by herself, while Annie drew at the side. Mag went upstairs to the study to find out more about mind control ability rewarded by the system.
Although it was said to be an ability, it should be described as a technique to control the mind.
As it was still relying on Mag’s own spiritual power, the stronger the spiritual power, the more powerful this technique was.
Mag’s spiritual power was very strong. It was much stronger than that of most people in this world, including some 10th-tier great magic casters.
According to the system, this was because Mag’s mind had been cleansed by the spacetime turbulence when he transmigrated and fused with a portion of Alex’s soul and memories.
Therefore, Mag looked at the big stainless tea mug on the table.
It didn’t get pregnant.
But it cracked.
Yes, the big tea mug cracked.
‘The tea mug that was forged from one piece of 304 stainless steel was crushed into a thin piece of metal with one look from Mag.
Mag picked up that piece of metal, amazed, and said, “This is one amazing technique.”
‘Then, Mag made a book fly up shakily from the table. The book would fly wherever his gaze pointed at, just like with controlling the flying sword.
However, in a moment of carelessness, the book flew out of the window, and flew diagonally across the street and into a half open window on the second floor of Titan Tavern.
“That…” Mag opened his mouth a little. If he didn’t see wrongly, that should be his collector’s item, the comic edition of The Plum in the Golden Vase(1. The Plum in the Golden Vase or The Golden Lotus is a Chinese novel of manners composed in vernacular Chinese during the latter half of the 16th
century during the late Ming dynasty (1368-1644). It was published under the pseudonym Lanling Xiaoxiao Sheng, “The Scoffing Scholar of Lanling,” but the only clue to the actual identity is that the author hailed from Lanling County in the present-day Shandong. The novel circulated in manuscript as
early as 1596, and might have undergone revision up to its first printed edition in 1610. The most widely read recension, edited and published with commentaries by Zhang Zhupo in 1695, deleted or rewrote passages important in understanding the author’s intentions. The explicit depiction of sexuality
garnered the novel a notoriety akin to Fanny Hill and Lolita in English literature, but critics such as the translator David Tod Roy see a firm moral structure which exacts retribution for the sexual libertinism of the central characters.]?”
Of course, that was a collector’s item.
What kind of proper person would read The Plum in the Golden Vase?
But.
However, this was the number one book of the four great classical novels from the alternate world, after all. He didn’t know what would happen when it just flew into some ordinary household.
“It’s just a book… It should be nothing,” Mag consoled himself.
Due to being unfamiliar with the technique, he caused the accident.
However, this gave Mag a reminder.
Why did he have to use a pornographic book for practice?
Mag closed the window, and picked up The Fairies’ Traces in the Fields‘ to practice flying.
Oh, yes.
This was the ancient Chinese version.
Indeed, using a cultivation novel made flying much smoother.
Mag was having a lot of fun here. On the other hand, Eiffie, who was propping her face on her hand and sulking by the window, was hit right in her face by a book that flew in. She almost died right on the spot.
“Who smacked me with a brick?!” Eiffie got up from the floor, and removed the unidentified flying object from her face. The title The Plum in the Golden Vase was written on it.
Oh, yes, she couldn’t read Chinese words.
Therefore, she didn’t know what the words meant even when she saw them.
Although she couldn’t understand the title, there was also a beautiful woman revealing the top of her breasts on the cover. She was standing seductively next to the window while holding a short bamboo, and looking at a man standing downstairs smilingly.
Ha, it was obvious that it wasn’t some proper book.
Hence, Eiffie locked the door from the inside, and closed the window before she flipped open the book and started reading it.
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Mag placed the The Faires’ Traces in the Fields back on the topmost level of the bookshelf after he was done playing with it. Then, he went downstairs.
He had long known how to maneuver a flying sword.
However, this was very different from mind control. It depended on powerful strength and the connection that he built up with the Tian Du sword.
His flying sword was more like a giant hidden weapon. Its fault tolerance was not high.
However, if mind control was included in it, then it would give more possibilities to the flying sword and more possibilities to his fighting techniques.
Of course, that would have to be developed and practiced.
Amy stared at the sizzling meat, and gulped before saying, “Father, why are we not selling grilled meat? There will definitely be more customers coming here to drink if we sell grilled meat, right?”